Never Eat Soggy Waffles . . .

. . . is what I like to tell my students when teaching the compass rose. North = Never, East = Eat, South = Soggy, and West = Waffles. I found myself thinking of that when I ate my waffle this morning for breakfast. So, if I can use a compass rose to prevent me from eating a soggy waffle, could I use a waffle to show me North, East, South, and West? Things that make you go "HMMMMM!!!!"